Our Mascot

Conrad BirdieConrad Birdie

After attacking teacher Shavit Moshe, Conrad mysteriously decided that Beth David was his new home. An aspiring falcon, he can be found in the main office practicing his singing voice during the day. When asked why he picked Beth David he said, “chirp, chirp, tweet, chirp, tweet.” Which we think means, “I needed a place that understood the phrase, ‘on a wing and a prayer.” While caged, it can never be said that Conrad is cagey. When asked about his cousins Woodstock and Tweety Bird, Conrad said “tweet, chirp” which means “any suggestion that we are related is sheer speculation.”

Likes: millet, singing,
Dislikes: anything made of down, the concept of a Turduckenkeet